"baby, you're art." I said looking down at her on the bed.

"hands on hips
grasp onto flesh
bang bang bang
oh yeaaaa...the end."

"Brilliant." I said acting as her typist.

"I'm Horrrny" she bemoaned, calling me to the bed.
"ok ok. hold on I gotta put on my Jesus radio." I said fidgeting and befuddled.
"everyone knows what time it is when Jess puts on his jesus radio. Time to praise the lord" she said laughing.
"praise the lord and worship Satan" I said sliding under the covers.

"It makes me angry" I said as we got close." I make all this art and music but all you girls want is my big mean dick". She laughed ceremoniously. "But I'm an artist with my dick too,.. So it's alright" I said kissing her on the neck.