dear courtney,
your handlers have handlers
oh great impoverished heiress,
"DRIVER STOP!"
leave your luggage
someone will make good of it.
can we see?
let us look
let us peer
let us poke through your belongings with a stick
so as not to damage any evidence
but everything is damaged
everything is soiled and rotten
there is only so much powder
and that won't always be your favorite dress
for the colors will fade
and the blemishes shine through